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About Me Official Beta Tester General Artist The Drunken Philosopher93/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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Jinko's Solution

"Reality" is nothing more than the curtain shrouding one's window to the actual.

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i am a recovering drunken artist.

...going on three hours sober...and i haven't drawn in days.

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Inspiration from Life's random-esque-ness-ity...

Bex Beer

*sigh* though i tried, i couldn't replace the last of the Beck's...

...a moment of silence for the chugging of the dearly beloved...

That ain't no 21 Guns you hear, but it is one final shotgun ^^

Squirrel Chaser

Poopsie was always a tree climber...

...Such skills are wasted on the dumb.

Visitors

:icondarkfairyyume:
*DarkFairyYume
Feb 9, 2010
3:57 pm
:iconeinsteinsrevenge:
*EinsteinsRevenge
Feb 8, 2010
11:38 am
:iconnathanstaton:
~nathanstaton
Feb 7, 2010
5:35 pm
:iconketrilla:
=Ketrilla
Feb 6, 2010
4:59 pm
:iconneewl:
~neewl
Feb 5, 2010
10:07 pm

Stamps

Stamps created by other people but i'll post on my page in attempt to voice my originality through other people's work... slightly modified version of Stewie's MySpace rant from Family Guy

plz support the original artist ( unless it's me... then just... meh... )



Time for a new Poll! (Errbuddy's dewin' it) 

21%
3 deviants said Poll Dancers! ^^
21%
3 deviants said Poll Her Bare... :teddy:
21%
3 deviants said Whoever came up w/ this Poll is a dumb Poll Smoker >< :shakefist: (anything i forgot?)
14%
2 deviants said Poll - ease! :roll: :blahblah:
7%
1 deviant said 10 ft Poll
7%
1 deviant said Smells like Poll Cat (watch out, they spray) :fart:
7%
1 deviant said Poll - tree :hungry: (i like chikken ^^ )
0%
No deviants said The North Poll? :santa:

Welcome ^_^ How did you find my page? 

23%
12 deviants said i saw your icon somewhere -- dA search / feature / comment, etc.
15%
8 deviants said You :+fav:'d / :+devwatch:'d / commented on / visited me, silly! ;p
15%
8 deviants said i AM you! :iconohnoesplz:
13%
7 deviants said Random Deviant :wave:
8%
4 deviants said I'm your GF :love: ( Um, =Ketrilla'll kill me if i get more than 1 click here :O_o: )
8%
4 deviants said I'm your...BF? :manhug: ( :omfg: nobody click this one plz )
8%
4 deviants said you runoverd mah dawg & owe me munnies / More than one of the above / Other if i missed one (specify below)
6%
3 deviants said :iconreallyangry:'s ANGER CRUSADE!!! :headbang: :rage:
4%
2 deviants said I work with you, dummass! :pissed:
0%
No deviants said Um, duh! we're related ( or BFF ^_^ )? Remember? Hulloooow!! :sarcasticclap:

I never thought about this before... but ...um... i need an official pronunciation... So ...um... how would YOU pronounce my name? 

17%
6 deviants said - Al - chee - mee - chee
14%
5 deviants said Al - keh - mee - chee
14%
5 deviants said Al - kim - eh - kai
14%
5 deviants said Ouch - im - itchy
14%
5 deviants said - Al - chim - ee - chee
11%
4 deviants said other? (specify / make something up -- it'll be fun! :D )
8%
3 deviants said Alky - mee - chee
8%
3 deviants said Al - kim - ee - chee

*sigh* scrubbed...

Wed Feb 3, 2010, 8:28 PM



Links



:bulletblack: Alchi's Portfolio


:bulletblack: Alchimichi on YouTube


:bulletblack: WTF is Alchimichi?!


:bulletblack: Wanna buy sump'm?
LMAO hey, it don't hurt to ask, right?






Plz accounts


:iconangrybullplz::iconpile-o-poop-plz::iconeatdirtplz::icon1hashplz::icon2hashplz::icon3hashplz::icon4hashplz::icon5hashplz:



if you see my TTD list below, it may appear cleaner to those of you who have become used to seeing it... alas, i have forgotten my original inspiration for the majority of the list. been gone too long, been too bizzy since i been back... oh well. clean slate.

in other news, did you know Patrick Swayze died? Just saying... Michael Jackson too. not like it ever hit the news or anything. the former while i was in the sandbox.

that sucks.

dang.

dude! speaking of the devil's taint, all desert long, i was hitting the gym hard! if i stood in front of the mirror in the right light, i could see my six pack. and when i stood in front of the cooler during that power outage with a candle, i could almost see my thirty pack... so now the six pack has again been replaced by a keg. (you like that? -- yesterday's Alky Jokes with an Alchi Twist)

but what am i saying? i am quitting cigarettes, coffee, and alcohol. after this puff...and swig...and tomorrow morning i'll need something for the hangover... but after that, i'm done... til i get home from work...

*sigh* gotta be honest with myself. i can only do what i will.

that's why i scrubbed the TTD list.

apologies.

but it's all good now; i'll have time to catch up -- i finally got me a house on the good side of town.




...i wonder if the news will explain some of the constant emergency vehicle sirens screaming by my window?





































































































the grey goose manages the road better than the okie.



This Year's Tallies

Tornadoes:
(watches/warnings/touchdowns)
:icon1hashplz:
Hailstorms:
:icon1hashplz:




TTD List
(Things To Do)

:bulletgreen: #ShinXChange for ~v-smoke (due 20 Feb)
:bulletgreen: Song Collab with ~MissAtlantis (pending)
:bulletgreen: Penguin dancing w/ Bulena Tutu for ~EvilTelephone
:bulletgreen: Poetry Inspired by the Works of ~etdye6152
:bulletgreen: Crawl by Breaking Benjamin on piano for *futureatlas



NOTE: Unauthorized reproduction of any work submitted by Alchimichi is completely prohibited and is punishable by no less than death by old age.
  • Mood: Dumbfounded

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: You know... the clues are there.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: double D's
  • Print preference: Preferably "letter" because i can't figger out "landscape" in Word '07
  • Interests: if you can figger it out, then you're a pretty fart smeller ^^
  • Favourite movie: i have ADHD; can't sit still thru a whole movie
  • Favourite band or musician: you wanna go ride bikes?
  • Favourite genre of music: yes, please
  • Favourite artist: are you serious?! favoritism is so second grade! <.<
  • Favourite poet or writer: dunno. can't read. Q_Q
  • Favourite photographer: is this a multiple choice test?
  • Favourite style of art: the kind without an 'f' at the beginning
  • Operating System: HA! Yeah right.
  • MP3 player of choice: Er...That one that doubles as an auto-translator, cell phone, T.V., coffee maker, bottle opener,
  • Shell of choice: clothes hanger, pocket protector, porta-potty AND toilet paper ^_^, toothpick...
  • Wallpaper of choice: the Chinese one, translated to "Brown Spots", designed by Hu Flung Pu.
  • Skin of choice: is it weird that i like to eat chicken skin?
  • Favourite game: 20 questions. Keep 'em comin!
  • Favourite gaming platform: okay, def'ly not the table. it's got a short leg.
  • Favourite cartoon character: If that's the character that tooned my car...um well ima kick the shit out that sumbitch
  • Personal Quote: ...oops, wrong button.
  • Tools of the Trade: Knowing that everything i've ever done is meaningless...until the right person notices.

deviantID

Damn wallpaper wipes right off...


There's a little bit of preliminary data to understand before you get to know me. If you do not care to dig, then i am not worth your time.

Webcam

Comments


:iconmutanteyeball:
Thanks for the fave man, loving the 3d drawings, great work! =)

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Far Beyond Driven

member of;
#Dark-Asphyxiation #darkclub #Black-White-Club #Dark-Arts-Asylum
:iconblackwing0012:
Thaks for the faves

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Raised 2 rule the WORLD and the known UNIVERSE

....... :stormtrooper: :stormtrooper: :stormtrooper: ........
:iconalchimichi:
:) lovely gallery. the animals make great models :D:D:D

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Joy is contageous.
GAHH!! What does she have?! She breathed on me...


If i ever quit art, it will be because of my death...or the cause of my death.
:iconblackwing0012:
Thanks it's really hard to get animal to cooperate in pictures.

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Raised 2 rule the WORLD and the known UNIVERSE

....... :stormtrooper: :stormtrooper: :stormtrooper: ........
:iconneewl:
for the convenience of your watchers maybe you should indicate ina deviantion's title if it will be AUDIO... 'cause im usually listening to music while browsing, and i hate to interrupt an album... currently i have about 7 windows open w/ your audio works yet waiting to get listened to... wihich i am going to do, but first it needs a) me not listening to music at the moment b) a certain 'receiving' state of mind....
if i 'd see that it is going to be audio on my notes page, i'd only open it when both prequisites are met.
sorry for my monolouge.., keep up the good work! ;)

david

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dee ~Apophysis
:iconalchimichi:
really? does your browser automatically start playing when you open the page? on mine you have to download it to hear it...

your point is understood, and my apologies. i'll go ahead and change the old ones real quick, but i'll def'ly start putting that in the names in the future.

no prob for the monologue (sp?) -- and thanks for the feedback :D

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Joy is contageous.
GAHH!! What does she have?! She breathed on me...


If i ever quit art, it will be because of my death...or the cause of my death.
:iconneewl:
no, it doesn't start, i just gotta keep the window open till i get to listen to it, otherwise i'd forget to.. :D

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dee ~Apophysis
:iconstarboydeath:
Thank you for joining :icondeviouslyinspired:, we're delighted to have you with us.

Drop in when the group kicks off – January 10th! See you then!

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~§†å®ßø¥~

"If seeing is believing,
Believe that we have lost our eyes."


:groups:
#LeftHandedArtists
#theWrittenRevolution: where the words are the spark.

[my portfolio]
:iconrmda:
Great ID! :D

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I scream, You scream, We all scream for Ice Cream!
:iconalchimichi:
hey thanks! ^^

square pictures are so boring ;)

--
Joy is contageous.
GAHH!! What does she have?! She breathed on me...


If i ever quit art, it will be because of my death...or the cause of my death.
:iconrmda:
Yes you´re right! ;)

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I scream, You scream, We all scream for Ice Cream!
:iconhorsesoldier:
Merry Christmas JWB.

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"black and white...baby...just black and white!"
:iconflightresponse:
Glad your home safe! Welcome back!:D

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"He who works with his hands is a laborer. He who works with his hands, and his head is a craftsman.
He who works with his hands, and his head, and his heart, is an artist." ~ St. Francis of Assisi
:iconalchimichi:
thank you so much ^^ it's good to be back :)

sry for the delayed response.

--
Joy is contageous.
GAHH!! What does she have?! She breathed on me...


If i ever quit art, it will be because of my death...or the cause of my death.
:iconsablenemesis:
Hi Alchimichi!
How's it all going?
Hope you have a great Christmas.. or as Futuramians say "X-mas"!

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"Let's escape through this steam pipe.... no good! It's full of steam!" - Philip J. Fry

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