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About Me Official Beta Tester General Artist The Drunken Philosopher26/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
11 Month Premium Membership Statistics 225 Deviations
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Learning to Cope

...If you are at all curious to get to know me, here's a start.

Base Systems Flight

Welcome ^_^ How did you find my page? 

24%
11 deviants said i saw your icon somewhere -- dA search / feature / comment, etc.
15%
7 deviants said Random Deviant :wave:
13%
6 deviants said You :+fav:'d / :+devwatch:'d / commented on / visited me, silly! ;p
13%
6 deviants said i AM you! :iconohnoesplz:
9%
4 deviants said I'm your GF :love: ( Um, =Ketrilla'll kill me if i get more than 1 click here :O_o: )
9%
4 deviants said you runoverd mah dawg & owe me munnies / More than one of the above / Other if i missed one (specify below)
7%
3 deviants said :iconreallyangry:'s ANGER CRUSADE!!! :headbang: :rage:
7%
3 deviants said I'm your...BF? :manhug: ( :omfg: nobody click this one plz )
4%
2 deviants said I work with you, dummass! :pissed:
0%
No deviants said Um, duh! we're related ( or BFF ^_^ )? Remember? Hulloooow!! :sarcasticclap:
20 comments, Previous Polls

I never thought about this before... but ...um... i need an official pronunciation... So ...um... how would YOU pronounce my name? 

19%
6 deviants said - Al - chee - mee - chee
16%
5 deviants said Al - kim - eh - kai
16%
5 deviants said Ouch - im - itchy
16%
5 deviants said - Al - chim - ee - chee
13%
4 deviants said Al - keh - mee - chee
13%
4 deviants said other? (specify / make something up -- it'll be fun! :D )
6%
2 deviants said Al - kim - ee - chee
3%
1 deviant said Alky - mee - chee
17 comments, Previous Polls

Stamps

Stamps created by other people but i'll post on my page in attempt to voice my originality through other people's work... slightly modified version of Stewie's MySpace rant from Family Guy

plz support the original artist ( unless it's me... then just... meh... )



Webcam

Which should i do more of? 

45%
10 deviants said 3D "popup" drawings
23%
5 deviants said Humor / Cheerful
14%
3 deviants said More than one / Other (Specify below)
9%
2 deviants said Nothing, dude! Your shit sucks! Stick with your day job!
5%
1 deviant said Jinko / Chrisp
5%
1 deviant said Gore (not Al) / Macabre
0%
No deviants said Murals
0%
No deviants said Prose
0%
No deviants said Poetry
0%
No deviants said Sad / Emo
12 comments, Previous Polls

stayed up all night...again...

Sat Nov 21, 2009, 3:27 AM


Links



:bulletblack: Alchi's Portfolio


:bulletblack: Alchimichi on YouTube


:bulletblack: WTF is Alchimichi?!


:bulletblack: Wanna buy sump'm?
LMAO hey, it don't hurt to ask, right?





Plz accounts


:iconangrybullplz::iconpile-o-poop-plz::iconeatdirtplz::icon1hashplz::icon2hashplz::icon3hashplz::icon4hashplz::icon5hashplz:



Oh, what can i say...what can i say...

Welp, it was a fun break. i anticipate getting an ass chewing for being gone too long.

if you don't know what i'm talking about, here's the story. Yes, i'm still in Bumfuck, TRFS (for those who haven't read into my latest deviation, that's Third Rock from the Sun--it's an unclever way of saying it's the asshole of the Earth...etc., etc.); never really left. Just changed spots... for a little bit. Went to the beach... It was some kind've secret squirrelly mission...

So there we were: me, Jack, and some dude that doesn't really matter. Okay, so Jack's name is really Jackie, but whatev. They stuffed us on a plane! Just the three of us! It was terrible! We were forced to ride uncomfortably on this craft for what seemed like days. i found it impossible to sleep while flying with these guys.

...so shortly after i woke up, we landed. And it was just the three of us. On our own...

Wait. Something caught my ear. i listened. i heard talking.

...It was some dude that doesn't really matter. Turns out he hadn't shuddup since we'd left.

Well, a long one short (no innuendo intended), we ended up losing some dude that really doesn't matter somewhere in the desert. He either went crazy or was already there, took off into the west, and we never saw him again. Oh well.

And Jack and i completed our secret squirrelly mission and await a proper reaming for doing it wrong.

And we all lived happily ever after.

That's the gospel truth right there. i swear on my left nut.

*gets nervous* :paranoid:



This Year's Tallies

Tornadoes:
(watches/warnings/touchdowns)
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Hailstorms:
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TTD List
(Things To Do)

:bulletgreen: Tribute to Anger Crusade for *ReallyAngry (pending)
:bulletgreen: Penguin dancing w/ Bulena Tutu for ~EvilTelephone
:bulletgreen: Poetry Inspired by the Works of ~etdye6152 (restarting soon)
:bulletblack: Depression 2nd and 3rd verses (maybe)
:bulletblack: "i am the choicemaker"
:bulletblack: "Cognitive Dissonance"
:bulletblack: "Pleasure Addict"
:bulletblack: "Show Me Your World"
:bulletblack: 3-D Drawing Tutorial for anyone who is interested
:bulletred: a few plz accounts...
:bulletred: Damn! i had some stamps i wanted to make! (aborted)
:bulletred: a GH God that i've been meaning to do!!! (on my dead computer)
:bulletred: 3 murals, (aborted until further notice)
:bulletred: Psychonauts Meme (aborted)
:bulletred: Jinko Comics (aborted)
:bulletwhite: Flyers for some more important banquet (Done)
:bulletwhite: Ostara for =horsesoldier (Done)
:bulletwhite: The Poll (Done)
:bulletwhite: "Roakkad" for *kusanagi-3 (done)




Official member of :iconthe-fun-group: -- Unofficial member of :icondarkclub: :D

NOTE: Unauthorized reproduction of any work submitted by Alchimichi is completely prohibited and is punishable by no less than death by old age.
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O.o  Holy Hell!  <.<   ...This looks like a job for...!












...what?

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: HAHAHAHAHA!!! Other than the desert? Homeless.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: double D's
  • Print preference: Preferably "letter" because i can't figger out "landscape" in Word '07
  • Interests: if you can figger it out, then you're a pretty fart smeller ^^
  • Favourite movie: i have ADHD; can't sit still thru a whole movie
  • Favourite band or musician: you wanna go ride bikes?
  • Favourite genre of music: yes, please
  • Favourite artist: are you serious?! favoritism is so second grade! <.<
  • Favourite poet or writer: dunno. can't read. Q_Q
  • Favourite photographer: is this a multiple choice test?
  • Favourite style of art: the kind without an 'f' at the beginning
  • Operating System: HA! Yeah right.
  • MP3 player of choice: Er...That one that doubles as an auto-translator, cell phone, T.V., coffee maker, bottle opener,
  • Shell of choice: clothes hanger, pocket protector, porta-potty AND toilet paper ^_^, toothpick...
  • Wallpaper of choice: the Chinese one, translated to "Brown Spots", designed by Hu Flung Pu.
  • Skin of choice: is it weird that i like to eat chicken skin?
  • Favourite game: 20 questions. Keep 'em comin!
  • Favourite gaming platform: okay, def'ly not the table. it's got a short leg.
  • Favourite cartoon character: If that's the character that tooned my car...um well ima kick the shit out that sumbitch
  • Personal Quote: ...oops, wrong button.
  • Tools of the Trade: in my trade...? Thomas. Yup. Biggest tool i ever knew.

Comments


:iconlive-it-believe-it:
~Live-it-believe-it 1 day 4 hours ago
Thx for the Fav... again..
I liked that one.. fit tonight to a T...
Dave Matthew's band-- oh -- good song.
anyways really going to bed now.
:iconfutureatlas:
Mood: Joy *futureatlas 3 days 20 hours ago
Thanks for the comment on the "girl with a pearl earring" attempt. : ) i just need to fix up a few things on that one, and ill resubmit a "finished" copy of it. : P

Anyway, I heard you got trashed last night... very good sir. I am very proud of you lol.

Im going to start on my next project today --while-- at work :P jk.
:iconalchimichi:
=Alchimichi 3 days 18 hours ago
lol yeah well, it was midnight and i ...um... took my triple shot to the head... and hopple's beer too...

the shop hasn't fallen apart yet, has it? XDDD

--
Joy is contageous.

GAHH!! What does she have?! She breathed on me...

If i ever quit art, it will be because of my death...or the cause of my death.
:iconfutureatlas:
*futureatlas 3 days 8 hours ago
We are working on it. dont worry it will happen. Savary got an LOC today.
:iconalchimichi:
Mood: Llama =Alchimichi 2 days 6 hours ago
LMFAO you're an asshole, dude.

...stole my idea.

well done, though. props. ^^

--
Joy is contageous.

GAHH!! What does she have?! She breathed on me...

If i ever quit art, it will be because of my death...or the cause of my death.
:iconfutureatlas:
Mood: Tired *futureatlas 2 days 6 hours ago
and to what are you refering? Im confused?
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:iconfutureatlas:
Mood: Anger *futureatlas 3 days 20 hours ago
spilling guts? i was thanking him for his comment, told him that everyone over here knows he will have a hangover when he gets back, and ill be starting a new project today, while at work... i dont see anything about spilled guts...

: )/
:iconlive-it-believe-it:
~Live-it-believe-it 3 days 20 hours ago
God grief. Spilling guts on dA? :) Just saying.
I liked the "very good sir" statement.
Your move.
:iconsickboyardee:
~sickboyardee Oct 9, 2009, 4:30:56 PM
Thanks for the fave on my BCG self portrait. =]

--
When someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES!!"
:iconflightresponse:
~flightresponse Jul 28, 2009, 4:01:15 AM
I bit late in doing so but hope you had a terrific Birthday!
How's that tan coming?:D

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"He who works with his hands is a laborer. He who works with his hands, and his head is a craftsman.
He who works with his hands, and his head, and his heart, is an artist." ~ St. Francis of Assisi
:iconalchimichi:
=Alchimichi Aug 16, 2009, 8:46:58 AM
:D thanks! alas, it was quite a stressful day, though.

as for the tan, my head and hands are getting about cookie brown ;)

how's things back in the states? :D

--
Joy is contageous.

GAHH!! What does she have?! She breathed on me...

:bulletred: Join in on the FUN!! :bulletred: *The-Fun-Group
:iconflightresponse:
~flightresponse Aug 16, 2009, 6:36:04 PM
Well back in good old Pennsylvania we are having almost 90 degree weather. Summer is here finally! So I guess you could say I am also working on my tan :D I haven't quite made it to cookie brown yet. Ha ha!:lol:
I hope you are doing well over there and not missing home too much. I know that can be hard. Just remember we're here thinking about you! :)
You take care of yourself

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"He who works with his hands is a laborer. He who works with his hands, and his head is a craftsman.
He who works with his hands, and his head, and his heart, is an artist." ~ St. Francis of Assisi
:iconalchimichi:
=Alchimichi Sep 7, 2009, 10:27:44 AM
:) sry i took so long to respond.

90 degrees?! In Pennsylvania?! i didn't know it got above freezing there! LOL jk

i guess i'm not quite cookie brown; i'm a desk jocky. just the difference of shades in my farmer's tan is quite noticeable. it's about all you can get when you're always jobbin' :D

Yeah, it's a barrel o' monkeys over here. They say you're supposed to only do what you're trained to do, but i'm pretty much learning as i go. i absolutely love the crew they stuck me with, and i gotta say, i would take a bullet for any one of them. (or more than one, if i survive the first one... HA! ...okay, dark humor, sry bout that)

i miss home every now and then, but if i think about it, it's like i'm there. weird...

holy crap! i wrote a book!

--
Joy is contageous.

GAHH!! What does she have?! She breathed on me...

If i ever quit art, it will be because of my death...or the cause of my death.
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